Rated: NR    Runtime: 168 mins.
TEENAGE CRUISERS: Superstar SERENA and director/star JOHNNY LEGEND in person!
Our very own Johnny Legend stars and directs that XXX rated (18 and older, please!) satire of teenage movies! Unseen in the Bay Area for over a quarter of a century, this is one film you won't want to miss this summer! Using his own hometown locations and family members, Johnny has created an epic for the ages! Starring Johnny Legend, Serena, and John Holmes as Moby. Directed by Johnny Legend. In color. DIGITAL. 85 mins. 1977. 6pm & 9:45pm

ONE MILLION YEARS AC/DC: Director ED DE PRIEST in person!
A truly demented soft-core caveman romp written by Ed Wood, Jr. under the pseudonym Akdon Telmig! Photographed by Gary Graver (who was filming Orson Welles' legendary OTHER SIDE OF THE WIND simultaneously at the De Priest home!) A once-in-a-lifetime experience, and how! In color. DIGITIAL. 83 mins. 1969. 8pm only!